Mom Has the Right Idea
Some moms just do NOT like dirt. Not inside. Not upstairs. Not on the porch. Not even outside. Leaves, dust, and rocks are the worst! I think we could use her services to clean up the White House. She could be the cleaner. Start at the top. Put Obama outside. Then Clinton. Then the rest of the staff. Perhaps they can see what it is like living like the rest of us. No perks. No bottomless pit of money for plane trips, golf outings, and monthly million dollar parties in the White House with people you wouldn't even want in your neighborhood. Go Mom!